I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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