I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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