so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
True strength comes from lack of pants
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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