she smelled like a LAN party
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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