Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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