I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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