I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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