Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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