Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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