Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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