yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My dick has a subreddit
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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