Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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