I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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