got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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