and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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