Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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