I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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