white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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