Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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