And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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