Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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