I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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