I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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