Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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