She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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