Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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