my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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