Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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