Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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