sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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