i don't like sucking hair
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He felt like a one man threesome
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The air taste purple.
Randomize
