You're my little dorito
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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