i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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