Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Found your dick twin last night
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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