I'm really into asian looking animals
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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