Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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