just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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