It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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