Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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