There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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