took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i out mim tonsoeep
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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