im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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