Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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