I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm having to shit out rocks
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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