I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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