He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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