Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
When did angry sex become our thing?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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