so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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