i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i believe in u and ur pee
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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