Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
They have beer where we have blood.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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