you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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