But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My vagina is officially offended.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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