ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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