Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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